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Why must you bring such a thing up?
I absolutely despise knowing the truth. I hate every quark of Odin’s BEING.
w-why don’t you love me??
Simple! I took after the All-Father with the idea that horns symbolize strength and wisdom. It suits me well.
Mjolnir can help me fly, so I figured wings fit pretty well! Plus, I like birds.
Brother’s frontal design is nice.
Absolutely nothing. His outfit is ridiculous!
But brother what about-
No. Nothing.
Okay…
My dear doppleganger, to make it simple: I like how it looks. I have used oil, and things similar to what you Midgardians call “hair products,” over the past couples of centuries so that it is now quite natural. On top of that, it is very easy to maintain in regards to my helmet. Unlike my brother, I do not have hair problems when I wear my helm.
That may be true but you definitely won’t be starring in any mortal hair care commercials Loki
You really need to rethink your priorities
Your commercials, whatever those may be, mean nothing to me. I do not care for others opinions of how I look either.
My hair feels comfortable and that is what matters.
Would it make a difference if I told you they were important to Thor
I think he stars in a bunch of them
I…He “stars” in them? Does this mean he hogs the spotlight? What are you imbeciles doing?! That will only make his ego bigger!
Though I must see this, regardless. You have me mildly interested.
Yeah, they basically focus on him and his luscious locks to make mortals want to buy the products that will make their hair as pretty as his
But I don’t think you’re on the same level
as usual
Oh.
